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Jenny: hahahahahah! oh man
cool.
me: uh, no
YOURE cool
Jenny: i KNOW. oh i DO know that though.
me: cuz
what im sayeen is
Jenny: so
me: so
cool
Jenny: hahaha
my new ipod is as thin as a panty-liner for a teen with three hairs
on her pusseta.
still pals?
me: no more shuffle? that was like an OB for the faggot kid from
A.I.
Jenny: no way. i used it as a home pregnancy test
i read positive for "pussy music"
i'm def getting an aborty
my parents think i’m retarded.
doo yoo sink dat?
me: oh no gurwfren
me sinks you ah vewy interrijunt
Jenny: i feel so bad for retarded people because their brains are the
size of raisins and the rainsin sits in warm soup. right?
me: thats exactly it
Jenny: that's why they're sick
me: i saw on 20/20 that retarded people are allergic to books
so they are so stupid
it's part of their dna which they keep in their fannypacks
Jenny: books cause people to go to the bathroom
me: books definitely do that
Jenny: i know
that's why i keep all of mine in the kitchen
i poop there
me: where your urinal is
Jenny: hahahahaha
me: hahahaha
jinx
Jenny: i eat my urinal pucks in my sleep
when i wake up my mouth is empty of teeth
omg.